Challenge: Create a garment out of your pajamas.
Target: Julie's pants
KORSimile: "It's a little 'I Like Myself' pocket! Like, 'Hiiiii!'"
The best part was the "Hiiii!" which Heidi clearly thought was hilarious.
While Julie's outfit was just kind of bleh, I think MK is onto something-- the I Like Myself Pocket! For pleasuring yourself on the go!
While Julie's outfit was just kind of bleh, I think MK is onto something-- the I Like Myself Pocket! For pleasuring yourself on the go!
Have you ever found yourself waiting in a long line at the checkout counter? Or sitting in a boring meeting? Whipping it out would alienate others and most likely get you arrested. What can you do?
Introducing-- the I Like Myself Pocket! A somewhat surreptitious outlet for your latent sexual frustrations! Just slip in a hand and let your mind go back to that time that hobo brushed up against you on the bus. Mmmm, mmm.
Pick up the I Like Myself Pocket in stores today! Now in children's sizes!!
What do YOU think this looks like? Post a comment with your OWN KORSimile!
I think this item would be especially popular in Baltimore, among the sketchy-old-guys-who-hang-out-at-CVP crowd.
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