KORSimile: "This truly looks like a bridesmaid's dress with a shower loofah ruched up the front of it!"
Introducing Literal Shower Fantasy by the designers of Project Runway! Both high-fashion and useful in many ways, this new collection will make you the hit of any party that involves soap!Did your sophisticated soiree turn into an impromptu car wash? You'll be prepared to raise money for the 7th grade field trip in style!
Inspired by the original design seen above, you'll steal the spotlight from the bride-- and she'll thank you for it, because people have been staring at her abnormally tiny head all day!
Seriously, look how small that chick's head is.
Get your Literal Shower Fantasy fashions today! Find them at any garage sale for the clinically insane.
What do YOU think this looks like? Post a comment with your OWN KORSimile!
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