KORSimile: “I don’t know where she’s from. She’s from the Republic of Cocktail-land…If her sport is drinking, it’s a good dress.”
In Reference To: Daniel's Dress
O Cocktail-land! Our homely drunken man! True ugliness in your buttons command.
With shiny-ness and red piping
The True Fug has no fear!
From far and wide,
O Cocktail-land, we'll always serve your beer!
God keep this dress away from me,
O Cocktail-land, we'll always serve your beer--
O Cocktail-land, we'll always serve your beer!
The Great Flag of Cocktail-land, complete with the sacred Vomit Stain
Michael tries to see from every angle how Daniel could think this has anything to do with the Olympics. Does Daniel not know that the Olympics is about sports? I mean, really, it's not like the challenge was for him to COMPETE in the Olympics. Just make pants, guys. Just make pants.
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