Season 8, Episode 1 - And Sew It Begins

Challenge: Make a new garment from a piece of clothing in another designer's luggage.

KORSimile: "She's like a mother-of-the-bride who's a belly dancer. She's a sexaholic but she's conservative. I don't know who she is. She's a pole dancer in Dubai."

In Reference To: Casanova's "dress"

So it's 3am and I'm pretty drunk right now, so I'm going to start by saying this: Ok, Michael. You can stop clutching your pearls. Until we see a nip or an asscheek, we'll just go with "ugly."

And another thing. My brother is getting married this fall, and if my mother or his fiancee's mother wears something like this, I will expire. Honest to goodness, I will just give up and torch the fuckin' place, because, as much as I love my mommy, SHE CANNOT PULL THIS OFF. Fuck, this PROFESSIONAL MODEL cannot pull this off. If an eight foot tall, 94 pound model looks like she's had a few children and a few subsequent chimichangas when wearing this dress, my almost 60 year old mother who actually HAS had four kids has no chance.

"Next up, we have Brenda-- she's a sassy brunette who enjoys crocheting and caring for her begonias. Get out your dollar bills, gentlemen-- this one's got a sassy streak that she's been saving for the PTA meeting but you just might see it tonight!"

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