Season 8, Episode 4 - Design your Heart Out

Challenge: Create a dress for the Campbell's Soup "Address your Heart" campaign for women whose lives have been impacted by heart disease.

Target: This Guy's dress (who the fuck is this guy?)

KORSimile: "It's like you took a list of everything that's tacky and put it in one dress."

 What? I don't see people asking how much money a stranger makes in this dress. I don't see any 'dead baby' jokes in this dress, or people tagging pictures of themselves kissing their significant others on Facebook. This dress is far more subdued than half the people I know would have made it (can you say "boobie cut-outs"? Because that's what I'm thinkin').

Clearly MK has not spent enough time in Ocean City to be really familiar with tacky.



Ooh gurl, you been workin' out??





HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SARA!

Happy Birthday to a sister who could most likely create garments way less idiotic than most of the contestants who are on this stupid show!

I'm not sure why I chose the picture of MK looking like a gay leprechaun to commemorate my sister's birthday, but here you go.

And, in Sara's honor, here is my cat in a pirate ship.