Season 7, Episode 6 - A Little Bit of Fashion

Challenge: Create a fashionable children's look and an accompanying adult piece.

Target: Oh my god I don't remember this guy's name, some other rando gay dude

KORSimile: "She literally looks like she got caught in a tornado of toilet paper... The Conceptual Toilet Paper Twins."   

 I knew this looked familiar! I saw it in theaters in 1988!

Sleepy MK

MK has clearly been bored to death by whoever the useless guest judge is. Ugh, guest judges. Stop pretending you have things to say! No one cares what you think! The contestants are only pretending to be cowed by your greatness so that after they get kicked off this ridiculous show they can try to get a job with you at Macy's (which is, inevitably, where 90% of the guest judges are selling cheap-o collections at the time of airing).

So, actually, the guest judge for this was Tory Burch, whom Heidi introduced as being "very popular with grown women and little girls." Yeah, Tory Burch, the bitch who slaps This Thing:

on a piece of carboard shaped like a shoe and has the audacity to charge a trillion gazillion big ones for it. You show me the little girl that owns a $300 pair of Tory Burch flats, where the only special thing about them is THAT STUPID GIANT PILGRIM-LOOKING BUCKLE THING, and I will show you her socialite mother who has already passed out from her third glass of Pilates Wine and has not noticed that her daughter has peed in the pool once again. That's not "popularity" with little girls. Little girls like pink things and discovering that special feeling you get when you rub up against a table. Tory Burch shit? Not so much.

Season 5, Episode 9 - What's Your Sign?

Challenge: Create an avant garde look inspired by the astrological sign of an eliminated designer.

Target: Blayne and Stella's Libra Look

KORSimile: "SHE IS POOPING FABRIC"

It looks like she ate some bad gay Mexican food! It looks like she ate chips made with Olean from Narnia! It looks like she's a super hero who propels herself with her magical alien gas!

NO. MK SAID IT BEST. SHE IS JUST POOPIN' OUT THE FABRIC.

You know what else looks like it's pooping fabric?

It's like that time my cat got into the expired Brazilian tuna.

What do YOU think this looks like? Post a comment with your OWN KORSimile!

Season 5, Episode 1 - Let's Start from the Beginning (Part 2)

Challenge: Create a garment using only supplies from the grocery store Gristedes

KORSimile: "When she turned the corner, I was like 'Oh, it's the wrestling challenge.' It's like she has an old diaper pushed between her legs."

In Reference To: Blayne's onesie

Blayne. Ok. When someone compares your look to something that is filled with baby poop, it's time to think of a new direction.

This is the face that MK made in response to Blayne's look.

I couldn't quite get a screenshot of the subsequent projectile vomiting.

What do YOU think this looks like? Post a comment with your OWN KORSimile!

Season 7, Epsiode 1 - Back to New York

Challenge: Create a design that embodies your design style from fabrics that you grab in a mad dash!
Simile: "It's like a huge crocodile trunk exploded all over an evening gown."
Bonus Nina Simile: "She looks like a Hershey chocolate bar."
When traveling down the ol' Hershey Highway, Nina, we think we agree with MK-- this is most definitely an expression of something exploding.

Our real problem with this look is not so much that it's "crocodile" (Caity did a project on the American Alligator in 4th grade for their River Animals unit, and she can lecture you on the differences between alligators and crocodiles and it just so happens that crocodiles are not this lovely, milky, ExLax color) or even that MK is referring to an alligator which has been poached (we really have no problem with that-- we like our alligators how we like our eggs), but more because this looks like what Keri Russel would have worn on a date on that show Felicity AFTER she got all of her hair chopped off and that show jumped the shark. That is to say, this is such a 90s look without including any 90s goodness. Where are the Gushers? Where are the Pixar films? Where is Operation Desert Storm? Those were the good things about the 90s, and you choose THIS bullshit?

What do YOU think this looks like? Post a comment with your OWN KORSimile!